Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Catholicgauze Gets Military Training

Catholicgauze will be at a fort getting joint forces training for my Iraq "adventure." I should have internet access so posting should be normal. Besides learning skills such as not dying, I hope to get tips on how to appear like a good looking commando such as now dead East Timorese rebel, Alfredo Reinado.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I understand all the life saving training you will receive such as in the Iraq such as maps and dodging bullets. Will you also be taught lessons on how to tie a Turban and how to ride a donkey? Your 6 ft. 4 frame and pale complexion will blend in much better while riding a donkey with a turban around your head screaming Jihad, Jihad. Good Luck my friend.

Shivers said...

Good luck 'Bro! I fear for all my future boyfriends ....

Goethe said...

Did you explain already how you came to be going to Iraq? Does this have to do with your job? Will you be doing mapping?

Catholicgauze said...

Goethe,
Not yet... but the time will come!